Meet your new favorite tee: a hilarious tribute to the tiny, furry menace we all adore. This original design features an adorably fierce kitten caught mid-pounce, eyes wide with chaos and claws prepped for action. Beneath the mischief? The bold (and painfully accurate) phrase: “Ankle Assassin Since Birth.”
Whether you’re a proud cat parent, feline enthusiast, or simply someone who’s suffered one too many surprise ankle attacks, this shirt is your new uniform. Soft, comfy, and 100% cat-approved (probably), it’s the purr-fect gift for yourself or the crazy cat person in your life.
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
